Big Gov't --Clueless

Air marshals are extremely unhappy with the unreasonable dress codes put upon them during the holiday season. Seems that gov't regs call for the marshals to wear suits but, alas, the vast majority of travelers going wherever holiday travelers go, don't wear suits. When was the last time you wore a suit on the plane when you were flying home for the holidays? I have an idea. Why not make the marshals wear black suits like the Secret Service and make sure they all have little microphones wired down to their wrist so they can serupticiously speak into their hand. And they could have that trademark earphone with the curly cue cord emerging from their ear going to who knows where and that unseemly bulge on the left side of their rib cage. That way they could completely blend in with the rest of the passengers. C'mon, Marshals, get with the program!