Playing the "Sick" card

The "Gloved One" is playing the "sick card"...or so it seems. So what would YOU do if you were Michael Jackson? Leave the country? Kill yourself? Start sleeping with girls? Or become ill? Oh, he's ill alright! There's nothing healthy about him or his way of life from what I can see, but then, maybe he's only showing his odd side and depriving us of his normal side.

Can we be surprised by ANYthing that might happen from here on out in the Michael Jackson Trial? Pity his poor children!