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Monday, February 20, 2006

"Bush fails to prevent East Coast Blizzard"....Women and Minorities hardest hit

An email buddy sent me this latebreaking "report" from the MSM.

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard: Women and Minorities Hardest Hit
by Killer Storm (as reported by MSM reporter)

As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House,
the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African
American victims who could not afford to get out of town or
to safety in Florida. Crucial supplies of blankets, hot
cocoa, popcorn, and dark rum, so essential to surviving the
stress of any major snowstorm, lay in stores undelivered.

"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I
can get out to buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one DC
resident from his living room. "Why are we wasting money in
Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?"

Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction.
"We find the timing terribly suspicious, just as the
domestic spying hearings kick into high gear, what happens?
A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote one blogger.

Hearings into the blizzard effect on hearings are almost a
certainty. Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an
investigation once his new medications kick in.

John Kerry took a break from the sporting activities of the
glamorous super rich in some exotic locale (random choice:
ice sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation
outlawing snowstorms.

Said Howard Dean, "The Republican Congress has dropped the
ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of
anti snow legislation, except for certain locations in
Vermont where I ski regularly. Snow has no business on our
roads and the President and Congress know that."

Calls for a Bush impeachment over Snow Gate, as some are
calling it, already are mounting as deeply as the snow
itself, and what will be discovered underneath will prove
to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as the
inevitable thaw proceeds.

More breaking news: Al Sharpton wants an investigation as
to why snow is always white.

In a late breaking story today, Cheney confirmed that he
has NYSE stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea
how many snow shovels Tru-Value sold today to the
unsuspecting consumer?

Continuing, John Kerry said in a Saudi Arabian press
conference today, "I demand to know why FEMA has been so
late in reacting to this storm. They knew it was coming,
and yet FEMA failed to have crews in place to fix the
electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush
and the Republicans just don't care about the people in the
New England. The Senate needs to investigate this
dereliction of duty."

In another report, the great junior senator from NY has
opened the doors of her home to all of the heatless poor of
her neighborhood and is busy baking cookies for them, while
her husband applies body heat to nearly frozen teenaged
girls.

Not sure which of the MSM reporters from which this came. Could have come from Brian Williams, David Gregory or the perky Katie Couric or virtually anyone from NBCSeeBSABCCNN.

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