New Revelations about the Superman movie

There's a lot of hype about the Superman movie on which I want to comment.

I hear people on many different talk shows and even some hosts saying that they refuse to see Superman Returns because Superman was "gay" and that he was no longer "American" because he didn't promote "truth, justice and the American way." He supposedly left out the "American way" bit and added "all that other stuff" or words to that effect.

First of all, I saw the movie last Thursday before all the hype came out and to tell you the truth, I totally missed the "truth, justice and all that other stuff" line.

But having heard all the clamor, I googled the pertinent information and came to a site called SuperheroHype.com which should clarify a thing or two.

Some may be of the mistaken opinion that Superman, himself, uttered the imponderable unAmerican quote, but he didn't. True to form, it was the editor (Frank Langella) of the MSM Daily Planet who sluffed off the aforementioned comment. Think of him as the editor of the NYTimes or any other big time MSM newspaper and why would anyone be surprised that he would say such a thing. He's the editor of an MSM newspaper afterall!

Here's the other thing. I keep hearing that Superman is "gay." Huh? Who's suggesting this? The "gay lobby?" Are they suggesting that everyone who wears tights is gay? Isn't that a bit prejudicial? Have they forgotten that Superman has the hots for Lois Lane regardless of his attire?

Well if the Gay lobby can wishfully suggest that Superman is gay and others can suggest that he is unAmerican, I'm going to suggest that he is a conservative Christian convert from another planet who saw firsthand that liberalism and the leftist U.N. have been an abysmal failure and he has had to intervene domestically and internationally in order to save mankind. In fact, he altruistically sacrificed his very life for all mankind, not knowing whether or not he would be resuscitated.

Yes, there's no doubt about it, Superman is a devout heterosexual conservative Christian. You go, Supe!