"We Are All Sarah Palins Now!"

The Countess at All Things Beautiful reminded me of the the famous line, "We Are All Jews Now" and it dawned on me that after two weeks of smears by leftist elitists in the media and the Obama campaign, that we are all Sarah Palins now!

That's right! Listen up you leftist weenies. We, who wholeheartedly support Gov. Palin's conservatism and her family values and everything else she stands for, men and women alike, out number you metro-sexual, feminist, wacko tree hugging vegans who value the lives of American killing Islamo-fascists more than you do innocent babies.

We've had it with your corruption of American values and since you've made it your goal to destroy this lady because she is all that you aren't, we will fight for her like you've never seen any awakened giant fight. You little extremists don't have a chance because you're on the dark side and you are all divided into your creepy little factions. You're losers and you're losers from the top down. You're not only losers, you're disgusting losers!

You can't fight honorably so you hire greasy, slip and fall lawyers to do your dirty work. Go ahead with your vacuous indictments and snide smears. The vast majority of Americans see right through your emptiness. You are embarrassingly without substance. Whatever substance you have you can't share because it is antithetical to the very foundations of this country, so your victory is totally dependent on deception and vitriol.

You are despicable; you know who and what you are and you don't even care that you are despicable because you know you must do whatever is necessary to be victorious!

It must really suck to be you!