Obama's First Stimulus Program

It's difficult to come up with an explanation why so many upstanding environmentalists would want to turn the Washington Mall into a common landfill during and after Obama's inauguration, but I think I've come up with a reasonable (reasonable, i.e. to Obama and his followers) explanation why they desired to trash it.

It's very possible that everyone there was on the same wavelength thinking that the massive clean-up would be the very first stimulus package whereby Obama would be able to hire hundreds, if not thousands, of additional govt workers to clean up this gargantuan mess. Thus creating more jobs and stimulating the economy.This may have even spawned greater opportunities for Obama's followers. They could be encouraged to toss trash wherever they may be; the more trash that could be thrown out on the countryside, the more jobs that could be created and very little training would even be necessary.

This has the potential of being a massive stimulus package creating hundreds of thousands, maybe millions, of jobs. This wouldn't affect normal municipal sanitation workers because there are still many people who would use proper trash recepticles. At least for now.

The new "Spread the Filth to Redistribute the Wealth" plan could potentially be the crowning jewel of the many stimulus programs to come and it could begin at the drop of a hat or anything else for that matter.

Just think of it! The trashing of America could be a beautiful thing.