Doug Giles: "It’s Got to Suck to be a Climavangelist!"

You gotta love Doug Giles' brand of "stick-it-to-emism." In his most recent piece, titled It’s Got to Suck to be a Climavangelist! he waxes sarcastic on a level that transcends even Ms. Coulter.

O' sure, he's ribald, bawdy and in your face, but that's what makes him so lovable. Here are a few of his witticisms:

Yep, since the revealing of the egregious climate con job discovered in the email exchanges with “scientists” at the University of East Anglia and the subsequent resignations of a couple of their glory boys, Climavangelism and Climavangelists have fallen on tough times. Kinda like ACORN has. Maybe, like ACORN, the Climate Change/Global Warming reality stylists could change their name. Yeah, that’s it! I hear ACORN is going to fly under the new moniker “Societal Assistance Through Action Now,” or “SATAN” for short.

As you can tell, I truly don’t give a rat’s backside what Al Gore and his warm earth whores do in light of being lied to, but I do care what normal, non-brainwashed droogies do in lieu of this academic Ponzi scheme. I say a little rebellion is in order seeing how these clowns have sought to control our lives and milk our wallets in one of the greatest scientific scams in the last few centuries.

That's not all...Giles has resolved to get even with the fraudulent eco-freaks:

1. I am going to go outside by my pool and spray two full 32oz cans of Aqua Net right at the ozone.

2. I am going to use a gas powered scooter to go from room to room in my house, which will have all the outside doors open wide while the A/C is blowing full blast.

3. I am going to buy a ‘69 GTO with no exhaust system and let it idle for 4 hours a day in my driveway every day until Jesus returns.

Be sure to read the real deal at the above link.