How We Can Find the Islamocowards

We have the technology. The military has been using GPS technology to locate downed pilots for a number of years. When will they go a step further and use an implanted version of this tracking device? Surely branches of the Special Services are quietly taking advantage of this technology. Applied Digital Solutions, a pioneer in implanted tracking devices, has been marketing this device for pets and various other purposes:

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I would think that the private contractors in Iraq, who are subject to kidnapping, would be jumping on this technology faster than you can say islamofascist pigs. If a would-be kidnap victim had such an implant, he could be located in mere seconds, just like LoJack or Onstar can find a stolen car. Kidnap victims could be turned into informants by telecommunicating their whereabouts via satellite. Not that we need to be hearing about this nor should we advertise the possibility, but it seems like the most logical tactic at hand if all other technology has failed.

The pros and cons of this technology have been discussed especially in religious circles and I'm fully aware of the fears extant, be they Orwellian or eschatalogical. Still, pragmatically speaking, this may be the time and place for this inevitable technology to be effectively utilized.