Happy May Day, Comrades

Remember when May Day was actually celebrated here? Well, neither do I, but I do remember a time when it wasn't anathema to acknowledge it. Maybe we have made some progress with the leftist elites. O, that's right, they just changed the name to "Labor Day" and made it the first Monday in September. Because I'm an evil small businessman, and staunchly anti-Labor, I celebrate the day by happily working. It is Labor Day, afterall! Here's a pretty decent synopsis of what "May Day" is all about, but be sure to go here and here for even more nonsense.