FBI: Extremists seek school bus work

This is rich and it's not getting as much exposure as you would hope, mainly because it was "dumped" last Friday afternoon which is what you do when you don't want stuff to make big headlines. (I think it was the Clintons who discovered this effective technique.) It's Friday...who cares what happens! There could be a nuclear war in the works, but hey, the weekend has arrived!

The FBI has let it be known that certain extremists are seeking school bus work. That's right, extremists! There are extremists seeking out jobs as school bus drivers to drive our little ones to and from school. But they are quick to mention that there's nothing to worry about and no one is in danger, nor did they think it necessary to let us know where this is happening.

Whew!!! What a relief! It's so great to have a caring government watching over us.

I wonder if these are "extremists" of the Branch Davidian variety or maybe just PETA extremists. There was no mention of what type of extremists were looking for these bus driving jobs or why they might be interested in driving school busses. Did they mean radical Islamists or were they referring to the radical Amish or the extreme Hasidim Jews? No matter...if our trusted government tells us there's nothing to worry about, then there's nothing to worry about. Whatever brand of extremists these guys are, they must be completely innocuous or else the FBI would be alerting us, wouldn't they?

Wouldn't they?